why why why won't the world revolve around me

supercalvin:

Happy Caturday. Here’s some pictures I took yesterday because black cats look like they’re soot demons with eyes, but they’re actually sweethearts who commandeer your bed and purr like they have a little motor engine inside them.

zoemonroe:

THE GOOD PLACE MEME[2/8 gags] The curse filter
↳ “If you’re trying to curse you can’t here. I guess a lot of people in this neighbourhood don’t like it, so it’s prohibited”

Bonus:

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